Kids Say the Darndest Things … (insert evil laughter here)

7 Feb

Here she is, all sweet and innocent…

Ain't she sweet?

Ain't she sweet?

You’d never guess the evil that lurks within.

My in-laws are here for a visit, oh joy of joys.  My kids are lovin’ it, though.  Yesterday, Jillian started waxing philosophical.  The conversation went something like this:

DH:  Jillian, what happens after you die? (He was trying to get her to tell her story of how Jesus comes down and carries you away OR brings you back to life, depending on his mood.)
Jilly:  Well, old people die and they go to Heaven.
FIL:  Who do you think is going to die first?
Jilly:  Grammie.  She’s the oldest one.  I can tell by her old hands.  So she’s going to die first.
Grammie: What about Papaw? 
Jilly:  No, Grammie.  Papaw’s not old; just you.

I did a very nice job of restraining my cackles, thankyouverymuch.

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One Response to “Kids Say the Darndest Things … (insert evil laughter here)”

  1. Maria March 12, 2009 at 4:44 am #

    Thanks for sharing the story 🙂 Made me laugh. Kids are funny 🙂

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